Speaker Johnson: a Bedsheet or a Brooks Brothers Suit
“All anyone needs to enjoy the… legislature is a strong stomach and a complete insensitivity to the needs of the people.” — journalist Mary “Molly” Ivins America’s most evil politician dresses like an accountant, smiles like a movie star, and uses the Bible as a career manual. It’s pure poetry that a man who leads religious conservatives and looks like a fanny bellhop once advocated criminalizing homosexuality. James Michael Johnson (R-LA), unable to pursue his childhood dream of firefighting, excels at politics because effeminacy attracts a certain type of woman while ensuring fellow males are not intimidated. In a world consumed by war, the military-industrial complex can claim a geriatric president who loves aviator sunglasses because they remind him of fighter pilots and a Speaker who supports a Ukrainian proxy war so his own son won’t have to fight for the principles America forgot on August 4, 1964 and September 12, 2001. “We’re going to fight, we’re going to fight vigorously ov
